When you host a site dedicated to one-handed reads, masturbation, and helping people find the smut that turns them on the most, certain times are important.

Every Monday is the best day of the week because it’s Masturbation Monday! (Obvs, I know.)

And May is the biggest orgasmic holiday of the whole damn year. Why? Because it’s Masturbation Month!

(Yes, yes, I know, any day can/should be Masturbation Monday and yes, yes, any month can/should be Masturbation Month. Just let me have this, okay?!)

Every year, I celebrate by giving away sex toys, and this year is no exception. But we’re doing things differently.

Instead of a new giveaway every week, it’s a month-long giveaway and the winner will receive multiple sex toys!

Like what (I hear you asking)?

Masturbation Month Orgasm Giveaway

The Atom Plus from Hot Octopuss!

A dildo from Godemiche! 

The Lust Wand from Too Timid!

Tons of lube and other Butters goodies plus a Satisfyer from Get the Butters! As Jerome said to me, it’s a toy that two cis gay boys just don’t need, so he’s donating it to the giveaway! Jerome is the hero we don’t deserve.

I’m waiting to hear back from a few other sex toy companies so this prize package may grow over the next couple of weeks. (And if you’re a sex toy company that wants in on the fun, reach out to me at kaylalords at gmail!)

The giveaway is open to participants in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. There are opportunities to enter every single day! The giveaway runs from May 1 to May 31, 2018. A winner will be randomly chosen within the first week of June and will be notified by email. They will have 48 hours to respond or another winner will be selected.

What if you get a toy that you don’t need? Re-gift the sucker and spread the orgasmic joy around!

You have multiple ways to enter so what are you waiting on ?!

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