And coming and coming and coming. Ha!

What’s this? Is this a blog post with zero smutty images to get your juices (creative and otherwise) flowing? Why yes it is, but I do have a very good reason.

May is Masturbation Month, and I think we need to celebrate it the right way.

With plenty of masturbation, of course!

For the entire month of May, readers who find themselves here on the best place for wanking fodder in the internet-Universe will also be able to win prizes to help in your wanking habit!

Say what? You heard me.

We’ve Got Giveaways!

Each week in May, one sex toy will be given away to a lucky reader! All you have to do is visit that week’s Masturbation Monday page and enter! What could you win?

• April 30 – May 6: Vibease clitoral stimulator
• May 7 – May 13 – Good Vibes $50 gift certificate – US and Canada only
• May 14 – May 20 – Lava 3 in 1 by Intimate Melody
• May 21 – May 27 – Couples Chemistry Love Kit – US only
• May 28 – June 3 – Esthesia by Vibease (a clitoral and g-spot stimulator)

Toys, toys, and more toys! If you’d rather shop, most of the companies are going to offer discounts that week, too, so you can buy other fun things!

At the end of each week, the winner will be announced on that week’s Masturbation Monday page, and notified by email.

But wait, there’s more!

Blogger Prize

What if you’re a writer and blogger and want to participate in Masturbation Month? Well, you’ll be entered to win a prize, too!

Every blogger or writer who shares a post for Masturbation Monday in the month of May will be entered in to win an amazing prize pack:

Lava 3 in 1 by Intimate Melody, the Ruby Glow by Rocks-Off (Thank you, Tabitha Rayne for this one!), a Good Vibes gift certificate (if you’re overseas, I’ll figure out a way to get it to you), an Amazon gift card, and (possibly) more!

Writers, you don’t have to do anything but share your posts like you always do. After May is over, I’ll draw for a winner! (To be eligible, make sure you include the Masturbation Monday badge/banner in your post and link back to either the week’s post or the main site.)

Any questions? Feel free to email me at kaylalords at gmail dot com!

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