Updated September 2018 to reflect new rules

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It’s time to introduce a new feature of Masturbation Monday, especially since it’s nearly three years old. Three?! That’s a lot of smut, y’all!

Since the beginning, I’ve taken inspiration from the sex blogging community to help this weekly event (making Mondays more tolerable since 2015) better for everyone involved – readers and writers. With that in mind, I’m happy to announce a new feature that will begin with the August 7 Masturbation Monday. It’s completely inspired (read: stolen) from Molly Moore’s Sinful Sunday and Marie Rebelle’s Wicked Wednesday.

A Top Three Weekly Round-Up!

Each week, three posts will be chosen among all the links shared on the main Masturbation Monday page. They’ll be featured in a standalone blog post to help readers find more smut and writers get much deserved praise and attention for their hard work.

John Brownstone, the love of my life, the kinky yin to my yang, and the best damn Daddy Dom ever (I may be a bit biased but I don’t care), has agreed to be the judge for us each week in the beginning. And we have one rule – he can’t pick me. Whatever moves him, turns him on, or makes him think, “I really like that!” will be chosen. I’ll let him figure out what makes a post worthy of being in the top three.

As time goes on, sex bloggers and smutty writers will be invited to judge, but from time to time, both of us will come back as a judge, too. The only criteria to be selected is that you participate in Masturbation Monday that week.

Writers, bring your best writing, whether it’s smutty or thoughtful (or both!). Readers, check out all the posts on Monday and then see if you agree with the picks on Thursday.

You get a one-handed read! And you get a one-handed read! One-handed reads for everyone!